Jonathan Q. Hadley
1411 Woodson Way #114
Sunnyvale, CA 94800
408-555-1001
Objective: A position in middle management where I can proactively leverage my mangerial skills in motivating a team-led, group effort into achieving the company's hoshins while keeping the paradigm shifting in an effort to become best of breed.
Education: B.S. Business Administration, Chico State, 1990
Experience:
1995-present
Manager, NCS, Synopsys, INC
Supervised a group of Systems Administrators. Single-handedly helped in headcount reduction while keeping executives informed with informative Powerpoint slides. Used excellent communication skills to keep employees happy by telling them what they wanted to hear. Managed to not learn a damn thing about computers or the people who run them. Won a managerial award for cluelessness excellence. Achieved a 1.2% raze in productivity.
1994-1995
Supervisor, Northern Telecomm
Supervised a small marketing group on the "Dial Tone" project. Accomplishments include all PowerPoint presentations done on time, in multiple colors and fonts. Achieved a 1.2% increase in the frequency of dial tones.
1991-1994
Salesman, Northern Telecomm
Sold and marketed "buttons" and "dials". Named top salesman for the Western San Mateo County Region, Division II in 1994. Successfully implemented customer upgrade from "dials" to "buttons" within region while keeping profits up 1.2%.
1990-1991
Marketeer, Anderson Consulting
Worked on successful "Give us a million dollars, and we'll spec out an infrastructure" campaign. Profits increased 1.2% during marketing campaign.
1989-1990
Intern, Pacific Bell
Worked with marketing department as a production assistant. Folded, spindled and mutilated. While in the marketing dept, the number of busy signals increased by 1.2%.
Skills:
Computer:
Microsoft Windows, Windows 95. Macintosh. Microsoft Office, Foxpro.
Hobbies
Golf, Tennis and surfing.